Click here to show your support for the NCM and C5Forum. Home Discussion Forums Do It Yourself Articles About Your Corvette About This Site      my profile | directory login | register | search | faq | forum home » C5Forum.com » Miscellaneous Topics » Humor » RED NECK MAMA UBBFriend: Email this page to someone!     Author Topic: RED NECK MAMA Chewy Full Throttle Member Member # 2184 posted                        Woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin'. An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "I call them by their last names." Posts: 2393 | From: North Augusta, SC | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged |  jrose7004 Full Throttle Member Member # 3590 posted                        Now that's funny! Posts: 2935 | From: Oklahoma City, OK | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Racevette77 Full Throttle Member Member # 4254 posted                        ouch. Talk about getting .... AROUND. -------------------- 1997 C5 Red 6 speed http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/2/web/806000-806999/806087_2_full.jpg 1) B&B bullet Exaust duel tip 2) Black Z06 Motorsports rims 17"x 8.5" Front, 18"x 10.5" Rear 3) BF Goodwrench G-Force TA Tires 4) Cross Drilled / slotted rotors. 5) Carbon Fiber Syncros / Steel 3-4 Shift fork. Posts: 388 | From: Houston | Registered: Feb 2005  |  IP: Logged |  MiCorvette-Tool guy C5Forum Fanatic Member # 1998 posted                           Too funny! -------------------- 1998 Six Speed, Torch Red Coupe - K&N CAI, Vararam Velocity Stack, Z06 exhaust, Z06 sway bars, Z06 intake, C6 Z06 shifter, stainless steel brake lines, Z06 shocks and Borla X pipe. Dyno'ed at 330 RWHP & 340 RWTQ. Posts: 1913 | From: Michigan | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged |  Quick Reply Message: HTML is not enabled. UBB Code™ is enabled. Instant Graemlins     Printer-friendly view of this topic Hop To: Select a Forum:   Category: Announcements and News -------------------- Announcements and News   Category: C5 Specific Topics -------------------- C5 Technical and Performance C5 General Topics Z06/LS6 Specific Topics   Category: C6 Specific Topics -------------------- C6 General Topics C6 Technical and Performance Z06/LS7 Specific Topics ZR1/LS9 Specific Topics   Category: C7 Specific Topics -------------------- C7 Speculation   Category: C1 through C4 Corvettes -------------------- C1, C2, C3, and C4 Topics   Category: Events -------------------- Local Events National Events   Category: Miscellaneous Topics -------------------- Racing Almost Anything Goes Other Cars Car Care Humor Classifieds   Category: For Moderators Only -------------------- Moderators Only Contact Us | C5Forum.com UBB.classic™ 6.7.0

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