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A California couple, both well into their late 60s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an experienced couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave...
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."
-------------------- "Live like no one else now, so that you can live like no one else later." Posts: 220 | From: Little Rock | Registered: Jul 2007
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I have $7.00...where do I need to go?? Dave, still missing your car real bad??
-------------------- "I have flying monkeys and I am not afraid to use them"!! Posts: 858 | From: Rogers, Arkansas | Registered: Nov 2002
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quote:Originally posted by RADARB8: I have $7.00...where do I need to go?? Dave, still missing your car real bad??
Hey Mike! I do miss that beautiful pewter dream car, but, I'm knocking the debt down. For the first time in as long as I can remember, I have no credit card debt! YESSSSSS!
-------------------- "Live like no one else now, so that you can live like no one else later." Posts: 220 | From: Little Rock | Registered: Jul 2007
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quote:Originally posted by RADARB8: I have $7.00...where do I need to go?? Dave, still missing your car real bad??
Hey Mike! I do miss that beautiful pewter dream car, but, I'm knocking the debt down. For the first time in as long as I can remember, I have no credit card debt! YESSSSSS!
By the time you get ready to replace your car you will be able to maybe afford a used ZR1...life is good!!
-------------------- "I have flying monkeys and I am not afraid to use them"!! Posts: 858 | From: Rogers, Arkansas | Registered: Nov 2002
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Anyone know a good therapist? Hell, he don't even have to be that good. Cannon
Posts: 411 | From: Wagoner, OK | Registered: Oct 2007
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quote:Originally posted by Cannon: Anyone know a good therapist? Hell, he don't even have to be that good. Cannon
Check my profile, heh heh,
-------------------- "Live like no one else now, so that you can live like no one else later." Posts: 220 | From: Little Rock | Registered: Jul 2007
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