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Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. 'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.' The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
The old timer says.... . 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.'
Most Old timers are helpful like that!
-------------------- "Live like no one else now, so that you can live like no one else later." Posts: 220 | From: Little Rock | Registered: Jul 2007
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Yeah well the old guys wife will find him as soon as he finds the young one I guarantee!
Posts: 1906 | From: Oklahoma City, OK | Registered: Apr 2004
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This is me all over...old fart..but helpful!!
-------------------- "I have flying monkeys and I am not afraid to use them"!! Posts: 858 | From: Rogers, Arkansas | Registered: Nov 2002
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