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I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?
But...Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no beg- ging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Is it just me, or is it better to rent?
-------------------- Love the 50th. Anniversary Coupe!! Posts: 152 | From: Mandan, ND | Registered: Feb 2007
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This should be required reading in order to get a marriage license. Hell before that because by then it is too late you've already swallowed the bait... Renting you can trade it in if it does'nt perform... way better than paying to have it go away. As an alternative energy source poontang should be fully investigated nothing pound for pound matches the power of pussy
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quote:Originally posted by leadfoot: This should be required reading in order to get a marriage license. Hell before that because by then it is too late you've already swallowed the bait... Renting you can trade it in if it does'nt perform... way better than paying to have it go away. As an alternative energy source poontang should be fully investigated nothing pound for pound matches the power of pussy
-------------------- "Live like no one else now, so that you can live like no one else later." Posts: 220 | From: Little Rock | Registered: Jul 2007
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Either way, pussy is NOT cheap...by any stretch of the imagination!!
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quote:Originally posted by PHLYNLO: Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years
Does she charge like some car repair shops, with a minimum one hour labor charge, even if it only takes five minutes to get the job done. If not, some of us can really save some cash Posts: 1539 | From: North Augusta, SC | Registered: Apr 2003
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Is there a penalty if you exceed the mileage when you rent??
-------------------- "I have flying monkeys and I am not afraid to use them"!! Posts: 858 | From: Rogers, Arkansas | Registered: Nov 2002
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Renting is the only way to fly. Its a lot cheaper...
Different brands, different models....whatever color you want. Use and abuse ..then throw away and shop some more and they still thank you when you turn them in..
ONe door..Two door..a three door hatch ...maybe four doors and although rarely would anyone choose there's even station wagons..
Morning noon and night their ready to perform..
Rentals are the way to go..
Go ahead...explain to me why any one would buy again and the really tough part is once you buy ...you get raped on the trade in...
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I think that you can deduct rent as a businees expense off of your taxes!
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