Click here to show your support for the NCM and C5Forum. Home Discussion Forums Do It Yourself Articles About Your Corvette About This Site      my profile | directory login | register | search | faq | forum home » C5Forum.com » Miscellaneous Topics » Humor » Funeral Procession UBBFriend: Email this page to someone!     Author Topic: Funeral Procession PHLYNLO Full Throttle Member Member # 5918 posted                        A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. 'Whose funeral is it?' 'My wife's.' 'What happened to her?' The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her.' He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?' The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.' A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men. 'Can I borrow the dog?' 'Get in line.' -------------------- Love the 50th. Anniversary Coupe!! Posts: 152 | From: Mandan, ND | Registered: Feb 2007  |  IP: Logged |  Smokensparks Full Throttle Member Member # 3824 posted                        Excellent! -------------------- Dan http://usera.imagecave.com/Smokensparks/00vetteside-copy.jpg Posts: 1442 | From: Nevada | Registered: Aug 2004  |  IP: Logged |  jrose7004 Full Throttle Member Member # 3590 posted                        I love it! Posts: 1905 | From: Oklahoma City, OK | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Cannon Full Throttle Member Member # 6942 posted                        After your through with the dog I would like to borrow it. Cannon Posts: 408 | From: Wagoner, OK | Registered: Oct 2007  |  IP: Logged |  PHLYNLO Full Throttle Member Member # 5918 posted                        Cannon: It is a very long line. Good Luck Keep on Vettin' and Save the Wave! -------------------- Love the 50th. Anniversary Coupe!! Posts: 152 | From: Mandan, ND | Registered: Feb 2007  |  IP: Logged |  RADARB8 Full Throttle Member Member # 1946 posted                        I get fourth dibs on the dog!!! -------------------- "I have flying monkeys and I am not afraid to use them"!! Posts: 858 | From: Rogers, Arkansas | Registered: Nov 2002  |  IP: Logged |  Quick Reply Message: HTML is not enabled. UBB Code™ is enabled. Instant Graemlins     Printer-friendly view of this topic Hop To: Select a Forum:   Category: Announcements and News -------------------- Announcements and News   Category: C5 Specific Topics -------------------- C5 Technical and Performance C5 General Topics Z06/LS6 Specific Topics   Category: C6 Specific Topics -------------------- C6 General Topics C6 Technical and Performance Z06/LS7 Specific Topics ZR1/LS9 Specific Topics   Category: C7 Specific Topics -------------------- C7 Speculation   Category: C1 through C4 Corvettes -------------------- C1, C2, C3, and C4 Topics   Category: Events -------------------- Local Events National Events   Category: Miscellaneous Topics -------------------- Racing Almost Anything Goes Other Cars Car Care Humor Classifieds   Category: For Moderators Only -------------------- Moderators Only Contact Us | C5Forum.com UBB.classic™ 6.7.0

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