-------------------- "I have flying monkeys and I am not afraid to use them"!! Posts: 858 | From: Rogers, Arkansas | Registered: Nov 2002
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That is a good one!! Are the monkeys for sale or rent? Are they hard to keep? I'd be afraid to use them. How do you get them back in the box?
Posts: 2878 | From: Pennsylvania | Registered: Jul 2001
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Hey Radar got any good looking female flying monkeys I could borrow... just overnight. I think I met one of yours over the weekend
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quote:Originally posted by leadfoot: That is a good one!! Are the monkeys for sale or rent? Are they hard to keep? I'd be afraid to use them. How do you get them back in the box?
My monkeys, like all monkeys, are almost impossible to find, catch and keep. Some people store them in their ass but I like to keep mine in a golden box lined with fringe. It makes them feel more important. You can ONLY let your monkeys out of the box one time...then it is hell to pay. Also once you are over 20 years old you should never spank your monkeys anymore!!
-------------------- "I have flying monkeys and I am not afraid to use them"!! Posts: 858 | From: Rogers, Arkansas | Registered: Nov 2002
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quote:Originally posted by jrose7004: I really think that "Pigs Fly"!
Maybe, but when and if that does happen...then it all over!!!
-------------------- "I have flying monkeys and I am not afraid to use them"!! Posts: 858 | From: Rogers, Arkansas | Registered: Nov 2002
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You can ONLY let your monkeys out of the box one time...then it is hell to pay. ![[Kooky]](graemlins/kooky.gif)
Also once you are over 20 years old you should never spank your monkeys anymore!! ![[No]](graemlins/nonod.gif)
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