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klbrown
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A recent study shows that Americans walk about 900 miles a year.

Another study shows that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, that Americans get around 41 miles per gallon.

Kind of makes you proud to be an American doesn't it?

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Heck I'm gonna start walking to work!
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I am going to drink more and walk less to increase my mileage. If I smoke dope and drink would that make me a hybrid??? [Confused]

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Only if you're drinking grain alcohol!
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quote:
Originally posted by jrose7004:
Only if you're drinking grain alcohol!
That works for me!! [Devil Grin]

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Always try and help! [Cheers]
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quote:
Originally posted by jrose7004:
Always try and help! [Cheers]
I have noticed that trait in you!! [Thumbs Up!]

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You guys made me laugh about as much as the joke.

Keep Smiling..............

Ken

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If it's not fun, we quit!
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