Click here to show your support for the NCM and C5Forum. Home Discussion Forums Do It Yourself Articles About Your Corvette About This Site      my profile | directory login | register | search | faq | forum home » C5Forum.com » Miscellaneous Topics » Humor » INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE UBBFriend: Email this page to someone!     Author Topic: INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE PHLYNLO Full Throttle Member Member # 5918 posted                        There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone.' He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of this story?????........................... OH, Come on... take a guess! Think about it... (You're going to love this!) And the moral is... You can't kill two birds with one stone! [ July 29, 2008, 08:41 AM: Message edited by: PHLYNLO ] -------------------- Love the 50th. Anniversary Coupe!! Posts: 167 | From: Mandan, ND | Registered: Feb 2007  |  IP: Logged |  jrose7004 Full Throttle Member Member # 3590 posted                        Hold it! Posts: 2022 | From: Oklahoma City, OK | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged |  RADARB8 Full Throttle Member Member # 1946 posted                        "And the moral is... You can't kill two birds with one stone!" Not even if you keep on shooting them...over and over and over. Posts: 944 | From: Rogers, Arkansas | Registered: Nov 2002  |  IP: Logged |  Smokensparks Full Throttle Member Member # 3824 posted                        Lord help us. -------------------- Dan http://usera.imagecave.com/Smokensparks/00vetteside-copy.jpg Posts: 1523 | From: Nevada | Registered: Aug 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Cannon Full Throttle Member Member # 6942 posted                        Now that's funny Cannon Posts: 477 | From: Wagoner, OK | Registered: Oct 2007  |  IP: Logged |  Quick Reply Message: HTML is not enabled. UBB Code™ is enabled. Instant Graemlins     Printer-friendly view of this topic Hop To: Select a Forum:   Category: Announcements and News -------------------- Announcements and News   Category: C5 Specific Topics -------------------- C5 Technical and Performance C5 General Topics Z06/LS6 Specific Topics   Category: C6 Specific Topics -------------------- C6 General Topics C6 Technical and Performance Z06/LS7 Specific Topics ZR1/LS9 Specific Topics   Category: C7 Specific Topics -------------------- C7 Speculation   Category: C1 through C4 Corvettes -------------------- C1, C2, C3, and C4 Topics   Category: Events -------------------- Local Events National Events   Category: Miscellaneous Topics -------------------- Racing Almost Anything Goes Other Cars Car Care Humor Classifieds   Category: For Moderators Only -------------------- Moderators Only Contact Us | C5Forum.com UBB.classic™ 6.7.0

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