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#97079 - 07/16/10 01:33 PM How to be Polite
Cannon Offline
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Registered: 10/17/07
Posts: 706
Loc: Wagoner, OK
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
teach good manners, asked her students the
following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
With a nice young lady,how would you tell her
That you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would
Be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'


Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to
Go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice toSay the word bathroom
at the dinner table.

And you, little RadarB8, can you use your brain
For once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say:

Darling, may I please be excused
For a moment? I have to shake hands with a
Very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
Introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted

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#97080 - 07/16/10 02:47 PM Re: How to be Polite
leadfoot Online   content
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Registered: 07/31/01
Posts: 4788
Loc: Pennsylvania
BUBBA BOOM lol
I can see Bubba Moon now saying that with such sincerity. Great shot and happy to see you up and about. OHHH my sides hurt from that one
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#97081 - 07/17/10 10:10 AM Re: How to be Polite
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Registered: 08/21/04
Posts: 2526
Loc: Never Never Land
lol Must be feeling better Bubba Boom, picking on Bubba Moon.
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#97082 - 07/19/10 09:21 PM Re: How to be Polite
cossak Offline
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Registered: 06/20/04
Posts: 681
Loc: Toronto, CANADA
You atleast said it better than Johnny Montana when he said "say hello to my little friend"

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#97083 - 07/23/10 02:14 PM Re: How to be Polite
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Registered: 04/07/04
Posts: 3934
Loc: Oklahoma City, OK

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