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#96745 - 08/31/10 05:04 PM Which side of the fence?
Chewy Offline
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If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it. cheers
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#96746 - 09/05/10 09:27 PM Re: Which side of the fence?
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What kind of guns do you have, Chewy?

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#96747 - 09/06/10 08:11 PM Re: Which side of the fence?
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Two Glock .40's, Colt 380 auto, Taurus 9mm, SKS, AR-15. Just your run of the mill home defense collection. The AR and Glocks are mine forever, the rest are just more convenient to keep at the moment.
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#96748 - 09/06/10 09:42 PM Re: Which side of the fence?
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I've got a Colt .38 police special and a .22 pistol. Not much.

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#96749 - 09/07/10 12:25 PM Re: Which side of the fence?
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AHH yes defense..I have a hi capacity (14 rounds) semi auto browning hi power 9mm. A 1911 colt 45acp combat commander and for home intruders; a sawed down auto shotgun. Loaded as follows: 00buck, deer slug, 00 buck, deer slug, 00buck. Visitors should announce themselves.
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#96750 - 09/08/10 10:27 AM Re: Which side of the fence?
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Registered: 08/21/04
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Bubba Foot and I think alike. Nothing better for home defense than a Mossberg 930SPX with a 18" barrel, take out 2/3rds of the victim, I mean target, before they can blink. Just for fun I have a Bulgarian made AK47, SW Model 19 357 mag and the Glock 31 357 mag.
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#96751 - 09/09/10 12:35 AM Re: Which side of the fence?
Chewy Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by leadfoot:
Visitors should announce themselves.
Sounds like good advice eek
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#96752 - 09/12/10 11:01 PM Re: Which side of the fence?
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If someone is fool enough I will be protecting my family and dogs. Yes I got firearms but if I have to I'd rather use a sword and save the ammo
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#96753 - 09/12/10 11:44 PM Re: Which side of the fence?
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Yeah Joe, one must watch his carbon footprint!

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#96754 - 09/13/10 09:41 AM Re: Which side of the fence?
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Quote:
Originally posted by jrose7004:
Yeah Joe, one must watch his carbon footprint!
You're so green minded. lol
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#96755 - 09/13/10 04:02 PM Re: Which side of the fence?
Chewy Offline
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I'd be more worried about blood on my carpet.
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#96756 - 09/16/10 11:26 PM Re: Which side of the fence?
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Registered: 06/20/04
Posts: 681
Loc: Toronto, CANADA
my place is protected by Smith & Wesson. My motto is, anyone found here at night, will be found in the morning. Unfortuately, most Canadians are your democratic variety. They try to silence the Republicans because we don't agree with their warped way of thinking

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#96757 - 10/13/10 07:10 PM Re: Which side of the fence?
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Registered: 12/08/04
Posts: 257
Loc: Pasadena, Maryland
Sounds like a bunch of republicans...I didn't know you all were that rich !!!!
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